Blue Scholars tonight…

Category: Blog — @ 12:49 pm August 14, 2008

Blue Scholars is playing tonight at The Waiting Room. I bring it up only because they’re one of my favorite touring indie hip-hop acts. I’m painfully discerning when it comes to hip-hop. There are only a handful of hip-hop recordings that I have in my collection. Beyond the usual staples (NWA, Public Enemy, Beasties) there’s Danger Mouse, Evil Tambourines and a slew of Blue Scholars CDs. I know nothing about the rest of the bill, which includes headliner Hieroglyphics, Musab, Tonya Morgan and Knowbody. 9 p.m. $15. Also tonight, classic ’90s Omaha punk band Cordial Spew opens for Red City Radio and Bent Left at The Saddle Creek Bar. 9 p.m., free.

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Lazy-i

Conor Oberst charts at No. 15, The Faint at No. 45; Column 185 — Reviews return; Deleted Scenes tonight…

Category: Blog — @ 5:21 pm August 13, 2008

So how did Conor Oberst and The Faint do in their first week’s sales of their new albums? Here’s the skinny by way of Homer’s General Manager Mike Fratt:

Conor Oberst’s self-titled album sold 28,546 copies last week, plus 354 copies prior to street date for a total of 28,918 copies. That’s good enough for the album to chart at No. 15 on Billboard. Conor Oberst also was the No. 3 best-selling download on iTunes, moving 9,941 digital units.

The Faint’s Fasciinatiion sold 11,333 last week, plus 222 copies before street date for a total of 11,584 copies — good enough to claim the No. 45 position on the Billboard charts. Fasciinatiion also was the No. 15 best-selling download on iTunes, moving 3,250 digital units.

FYI, digital downloads are included in the overall total sales number. Thanks again to Mr. Fratt for the data. Overall, an impressive first week by both artists. I think you could see both albums continue to climb the charts, but especially Fasciinatiion, which has had less pre-release media attention, and is only now getting the notice it deserves.

This week’s column combined info about The Reader‘s introduction of CD reviews next week with Monday’s blog-entry review of the Shiver Shiver show. Here’s the stuff you haven’t seen yet.

Column 185: Comparatively Speaking
Reviews return…

We’re starting up CD reviews again next week at The Reader. It’s something that’s been talked about for, well, as long as there’s been a Reader. But for whatever reason, it just never happened. The last time we tried it, the editor-in-charge passed along a handful of some of the worst local recordings ever made and told the writers to “have at ’em.” Not surprisingly, no one wanted the arduous task of subjecting themselves to an hour’s worth of the city’s most derivative second-rate drivel and then try to glean something meaningful out of it. The music scene has come a long way since then, or so we’ll see next week.

Here’s a little secret about music journalism — it’s harder to write a concise 100-word CD review than it is to write a 1,000-word band profile. Much harder. Yes, for profiles it does take time to schedule and interview a (hopefully lucid, coherent) band, then listen to their music and come up with a hook to make it all worth reading. But you’ve got quotes and one-sheets (industry speak for a band’s press release) to help piece it together. The hardest part is describing the band’s sound without stringing together a list of comparisons, such as “The opening track sounds like up-tempo Pixies meets low-fi Pavement with howling vocals by The Kinks…” It’s sloppy, lazy journalism that I’m as guilty of doing as anyone. No good band ever wants to be compared to anyone else, especially if the comparison is dead accurate.

But have you ever tried to sit down and describe music without using comparisons? Think about it. It’s like trying to make a sculpture out of mist — all the tangible elements are all in your head, and when you try to mold them into something concrete, they blur and become unrecognizable. That’s how dumb-ass, meaningless descriptions like “angular guitar work,” “powerful riff” and “yearning vocals” get created. Clichés become addictive, and fatal. The best critics in the world, like personal writing mentor Robert Christgau (formerly of the Village Voice, now contributing to Blender, Rolling Stone and MSN Music) in the fewest words can make you clearly understand exactly what he thinks about a band’s music. For example, his take on the new Death Cab for Cutie album: “Unfailingly melodic, surprisingly dynamic, somewhat overextended love problems, and if he’s so smart why doesn’t he shelve music and solve them?”

Christgau gave that album an “honorable mention.” I have no idea if we’ll be using a rating system (I hope so). Our focus will be mostly on local releases, but there also will be reviews of notable national releases thrown into the mix. I write this as an incentive to the editors to actually follow through this time. Think it’ll work?

Tonight at Slowdown Jr. Washington/Brooklyn indie-rockers Deleted Scenes plays with local walking muppets Talkin’ Mountain, Hyannis and White Elephant Gift Exchange. What I’ve heard on the DS myspace is mighty good. $6, 9 p.m.

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Live Review: Shiver Shiver; Oberst at #37 in UK, 2010 until Bright Eyes returns?

Category: Blog — @ 1:33 am August 12, 2008

I’ve commented to a few people who hang out at Slowdown that the venue’s small stage — a.k.a. Slowdown Jr. — has all the makings of the perfect jazz club. Actually, Slowdown’s bar vibe — all black tile and shiny surfaces, exposed ceiling and dark, ambient lighting — doesn’t feel so much like punk/indie as much as urban hip (as in an NYC club). Maybe it’s the tables with the glass votive candleholders or the intimate stage with its glimmering, pristine sound. I don’t know. I also don’t know if Omaha even has a viable jazz scene these days. I know its history (I’ve interviewed the late Preston Love a few times), but other than the antiseptic Jazz on the Green muzak festival, I’m not aware of anything going on around town.

I say all this as a lead-up to last Saturday night’s Shiver Shiver CD release show at Slowdown Jr. SS, to me, isn’t so much a rock band as a hybrid of pop and smooth jazz, not so much Steely Dan as Bob James with Squeeze, Ben Folds and Todd Rundgren thrown in. As I said last week, I’d heard the band perform twice — at O’Leaver’s and at “Dario-fest” — and neither performance captured the essence of their recordings. Last Saturday night’s show did, thanks to Slowdown’s jazzy vibe and state-of-the-art sound system. The two-piece of Jordan Elsberry and Chase Thornburg glided through a set of songs off their new album, Soulless Sex Appeal, with the casualness of seasoned road veterans playing yet another gig. Drummer Thornburg is a jazzy Max Weinberg, just an amazing guy on the skins. But it’s Elsberry who plays the role of frontman. Looking like a bespectacled Adam Samberg standing behind a pair of keyboards in faux Armani (actually, both wore suits), he got the crowd of 100 or so grooving with his bouncing keys and swarthy vocals. As one member of one of the city’s more popular Creek-related bands said from the side of the stage, no one around town is doing anything like this. They’ve got the market to themselves playing a style of music that has a universal appeal (certainly more so than Slowdown’s usual bands). Now we’ll see if they do anything with it, as in hit the road and make a name for themselves outside of Nebraska. They certainly have the chops to do it…

I couldn’t let the evening get away without dropping by The Saddle Creek Bar for the Big Al 1-year anniversary show. I only caught the last few minutes of the Filter King’s roaring set before they packed up and headed off to The Niner for yet another show. Big Al and Metal Barbie ripped into the same set of home-made metal standards (with the volume turned to 11) that they played a year ago. including “Oregano,” “It’s War You Die” “Cold Hard Steel” and all the rest, along with a second helping of “Oregano” just before 1 a.m. Now it’s onto year two, which one hopes will bring with it some new material…

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Billboard reports that Conor Oberst’s self-titled solo CD debuted at No. 37 on the UK album charts, where it’s competing with the likes of Coldplay, Abba and Rihanna. So how well did it do on the U.S. charts? We’ll have to wait and see. For what it’s worth, the album currently stands at No. 6 on the iTunes download chart, fueled in part by a massive feature in last Friday’s New York Times by Jon Pareles (here). An interesting scheduling comment at the end of the piece: Pareles said Oberst had a year of work lined up outside of Bright Eyes, what with a solo tour that will last well into next year and a new record with M. Ward and Jim James (There’s no word what label that’ll be released on). If that’s the case, don’t expect another Bright Eyes album until 2010, maybe longer…

In other Saddle Creek news, DCist reported last week (here) that Georgie James, one of the Creek’s more recent signings (May 2007) called it quits. Look for solo efforts by both members in the near future.

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Lazy-i

Live Review: Tilly and the Wall; Shiver Shiver Saturday…

Category: Blog — @ 6:05 pm August 8, 2008

Chatting with one of the security guys at the Tilly and the Wall show last night, we talked about why they didn’t just have the show at Slowdown — a natural size-step up from TWR, where they last played. I figured the reason had something to do with the city’s new all-ages policy, which wouldn’t apply to Sokol. But this guy pointed out that there weren’t that many in the crowd under 18, which reminded me that Tilly has been around for seven years, under-age listeners who followed the band from way back when would be well over 18 years old by now. In the end, the Sokol decision probably was based on crowd-size expectations, and as per usual the promoter (and the band) were right. The draw was around 700, according to the promoter — a nice-sized crowd, but far from the 1,400 needed for a sell out. To help fill the main ballroom, the balcony was closed (though a few people still got up there somehow).

I arrived right at the end of The Ruby Suns and just in time for the painfully loud and distorted between-set “dance music.” I moved as far away from the stage as possible, seeking shelter from the bone-rattling bass-noise. Twenty minutes later, someone threw a hundred or so balloons into the audience. Ten minutes after that, the band went on.

The distorto-bass remained a problem for the first three songs. Hats off to the sound guy for getting things adjusted early in the set. You could argue that the biggest change in the band’s sound is the addition of bass and drums, though it’s really the bass that had the biggest impact last night and not necessarily in a good way. In fact, the whole set got off to a rocky start with a ho-hum version of cuss-fest “Too Excited,” as well as some of the band’s more droll songs featuring Kianna and Neely singing the same melody lines — i.e., no harmonies. What’s the point of that?

They didn’t hit their stride until after a rather flaccid rendition of “Falling Without Knowing” that sounded like the girls were singing the chorus an octave lower than on the recording, sucking the life out of one of my favorite songs on the new CD. Things got rolling after that, though. I continue to be convinced that Tilly’s future lies in the style of dance music heard on their single, “Beat Control,” which got the crowd dancing (sort of). The remainder of the set was the best I’ve ever heard Tilly perform, and included “Dust Me Off,” “Jumbler,” the acoustic ballad “Tall Tall Grass” and B52’s-flavored single “Pot Kettle Black.”
Staging wise, Tilly has added computer-controlled spots to the usual confetti, balloons and smoke. At the center of it all, of course, is Jamie Pressnall standing like a ballerina atop a three-foot-high tap-dance box. With her gittering wrist bands, it’s impossible to ignore her throughout the set. She is the stage centerpiece, even though Tilly clearly has begun to step away from its reliance on tap to provide rhythm.

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A very brief look at the weekend:

Tonight Team Love performing artist Mars Black has a CD release show at Sokol Underground. Guests include Surreal the MC, Articulate and Richie Daggers. $7, 7 p.m.

Tomorrow night Shiver Shiver has its CD release show at Slowdown Jr. with Tim Wildsmith and Brent Crampton. The SS disc, Soulless Sex Appeal, reminds me of a cross between Todd Rundgren and Squeeze — it’s smooth, well produced keyboard-driven rock. I’ve seen SS twice live and neither time did their sound resemble what’s heard on their recordings. Could the Slowdown stage make the CD come to life? Find out tomorrow. $10 w/CD; $5 otherwise. 9 p.m.

Also Saturday night, Big Al is back at the Saddle Creek Bar for a return engagement that also includes The Filter Kings, The Upsets and Dylan Davis. $5, 9 p.m.

And Sunday, The Bodeans return to Omaha, this time to Slowdown. With Ha Ha Tonka, $17, 9 p.m.

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Lazy-i

Tilly and the Wall tonight; Conor on Leno last night…

Category: Blog — @ 5:49 pm August 7, 2008

Tonight at Sokol Auditorium it’s Tilly and the Wall with The Ruby Suns and Go Motion. 8 p.m., $13. This morning I was discussing whether this show will sell out. One guy said he thought it was a sure bet. I’m doubtful. The last time Tilly played in Omaha was at The Waiting Room in March. I can’t remember if that sold out or not. Other than that, they did a show last year at Sokol Underground, as well as a shows opening for The Faint, Rilo Kiley and Bright Eyes at Sokol Auditorium over the past couple years. There’s no question that Tilly’s popularity continues to grow (Their new album is No. 16 on the CMJ radio charts, right under Conor Oberst’s), but selling out the 1,400-capacity Sokol Aud? Hmmm… We’ll see tonight.

And speaking of Oberst, he and his Mystic Valley Band played on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno last night. Oberst and crew came on at the end of the show after Jack Black and the winner of the Pillsbury Bake-Off. I thought they might do “Souled Out!!!” Instead they did a rollicking version of “Get Well Cards” that sounded surprisingly good for a live network broadcast. Overall, a very straight-forward performance. Now when is The Faint going to get on Letterman?

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Lazy-i

Column 184 — Faint watermarks; Darla Farmer, Midwest Dilemma tonight…

Category: Blog — @ 5:46 pm August 6, 2008

The Faint reviews are starting to trickle in. Pitchfork posted theirs this morning (the usual 6.0 range reserved for all Nebraska acts, except for Oberst, who broken into the 7’s). The number of reviews for Fasciinatiion has been nothing near what Oberst has been getting, but what did I expect? Oberst puts out an album a year with Bright Eyes. The Faint hasn’t released anything in four years. There’s also the issue described below, but it probably didn’t impact anyone but me. I’ve still only listened to the CD only once all the way through — not enough to form a real opinion about it. I can’t listen to it at work, in my car, at the gym, at the grocery store, really nowhere but in front of my home stereo… Another impact of watermarking — this time on Joe Consumer: You don’t want to buy a watermarked promo from the “used” bins at your favorite local record store, not with all the compatibility issues (It’s very unlikely that a watermark would end up in a used bin anyway, for reasons described below). With the advent of watermarking and digital services, there will be fewer promo CDs in the used bins in the future. Hey, they’re not supposed to be there in the first place. Writers/critics aren’t supposed to sell their promo discs (but all of them do, eventually).

Column 184: Diisapoiintment
A Faint distrust…

About a week ago I got a little surprise in the mail: A copy of the new release by The Faint, Fasciinatiion. It’s the most anticipated album by an Omaha band that I can remember, even more sought after than the new Conor Oberst solo album. People may like Bright Eyes and Conor, but they love grooving to The Faint even more.

So I took the disc out of its generic promo jewel case (no artwork and only a track listing on the back) and slid it into the ear slot of my aluminum iMac to download onto my iPhone. Because I keep it with me all the time, the iPhone is where I listen to most of my music. My iMac made its usual whirling sounds, bleeps and bloops, etc., then after about a minute, it went silent. On the screen came this message: “The disk you inserted was not readable by this computer. Ignore/Eject?”

I choose eject, then looked at the CD. Along the edge in type font almost as large as the CD title was this message: “FBI Anti-Piracy Warning: Unauthorized copying is punishable under federal law.” In font small enough to make me realize I’m getting to the age where I’ll soon need reading glasses it said: “WATERMARKED AND COPY PROTECTED CD!” There was yet a third helpful message along the disc’s rim: “Acceptance of this CD shall constitute an agreement to comply with the terms of the license,” whatever that meant.

Unlike their past CDs, which were released by Saddle Creek Records, Fasciinatiion is being released by The Faint on their own. Wisely, the band is trying to make sure no one uploads it to the Internet, where it could be passed around digitally from one hipster to another without the band receiving a red cent.

No prob. I think it was Bruce Springsteen who said the real test of any recording is how it sounds in your car. So I took the disc and slipped it in my Mini Cooper’s car stereo. Blip, bloop, ERROR.

Now what. I finally turned to my ancient Sony 200-CD carousel player. Success. Unfortunately, I didn’t have time to sit and listen to the entire CD, and The Faint was going to make me wait until I did.

For an explanation, I turned to Team Love Records executive Matt Maginn (who, by the way, just happens to play bass in one of the greatest bands on earth, Cursive). Matt handles promos for T-L, which puts out music by Tilly and the Wall, Jenny Lewis and Capgun Coup, among others. He said his label has never used watermark advances and has no plans to, yet. “Watermarking encodes the receivers’ information directly into the music (every track, start to finish),” he said. “So if John Smith uploads the record to the net and 100 people download it, all 100 will be traceable back to that one disc that was sent to poor old John Smith. This means John Smith’s name is now ‘mud’ and (he’ll) probably not get advances for any more releases from any labels or publicists if he is exposed as a leaker.”

Maginn said watermarking makes sense to protect against a very early leak — four to six weeks before the actual release date — but that watermarked CDs are hard to listen to anywhere other than on a traditional CD player. “If I have trouble listening to something, I give up pretty quickly,” he said. “For me, the key to loving a release is giving it enough spins to actually digest it. The harder it is for me to hear a release multiple times, the less likely I can give it a fair critique. You gotta spend time with the music to know if you love it or not.” I couldn’t agree more.

Watermarking also keeps editors from passing a disc around the newsroom to other critics who the editor may not trust to keep it to themselves.

As a critic, my preferred method of receiving promotional recordings is “digital servicing” — that’s where a label or a publicist e-mails a password-protected link that allows you to download a recording in its entirety. It’s quick, it’s easy, it’s immediately on my iPhone and as a result I don’t have hundreds (thousands) of hard-copy CDs stacked on every horizontal surface in my office. Many indie labels, including Matador, 4AD, Beggars, and yes, Team Love, offer digital servicing these days, with the option of requesting a hard-copy if the writer prefers. Maginn said Team Love has even started taking demos from bands as digital submissions only. “(It makes it) so much easier for people to check out new music immediately,” he said.

But some artists are taking it even further. Oberst began publicly streaming his solo album from his website weeks before it was available to purchase (presumably with permission from his new label, Merge Records). Sure, you can’t download it, but you can digitally capture it if you really wanted to. And then there’s Radiohead and Nine Inch Nails who gave away digital versions of their last albums.

In the end, Fasciinatiion did get leaked. The night I got the disc, a message appeared on the Saddle Creek webboard saying that the files could now be found “in the wild.” Days later, Fasciinatiion also could be heard on The Faint’s Myspace page. Why not make the tracks available early to the most important critics of all — the fans?

Early buzz is that Fasciinatiion is the best Faint CD since Danse Macabre. I’ll let you know as soon as I get a chance to sit down in front of my old-fashioned home stereo, or buy it from iTunes.

Nashville circus-indie-spazz-cabaret-muppet rockers Darla Farmer, whose record Rewiring the Electric Forest was recorded at ARC Studio and came out on Eagle*Seagull’s old label, are playing tonight at The Waiting Room with mega-ensemble Midwest Dilemma (boasting flute, clarinet, tuba, violin, cello, upright bass, pedal steel, percussion, les paul, martin acoustic and vocals). Opening is Where Astronauts Go to Hide and The Audrye Sessions. $7, 9 p.m.

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Lazy-i

Conor Oberst, The Faint drop day…

Category: Blog — @ 6:00 pm August 5, 2008

I just counted and there is something like, what, 1,000 reviews of the new Conor Oberst solo CD, which hit the store shelves today (sort through them all here). Taken as a whole, the average rating has been 3.5 stars or B+. The critics like it, and they like Oberst, who’s also done a shit-ton of press in support of this release. My take after listening to it for the past few weeks: It’s not dramatically different than what you’ve heard from Bright Eyes in the past, except for the much-needed stripped down production (and I think Oberst could take it down even further). While there’s nothing as striking as, say, “Lua” or “Waste of Paint” or “I Must Belong Somewhere,” the record still has its moments, including opener “Cape Canaveral,” country stomper “I Don’t Want to Die (in the Hospital)” and funky-hooked “Souled Out!!!” As a whole, it holds together as well as Wide Awake, and on a certain level, even better. It’s gonna be huge… for Merge.

Conversely, using Google News search, I’ve found considerably fewer (actually almost no) reviews of the new Faint CD, which also dropped today. I’m not sure why all the crickets, though I speculate on one possible reason in tomorrow’s column…

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Lazy-i

Live Review: Fromanhole, Life/Times, Little Brazil; OWH’s Furthermore…. The Ergs tonight…

Category: Blog — @ 5:50 pm August 4, 2008

Looks like all the press paid off. There were more than 100 people at last Friday night’s Fromanhole CD release show at Slowdown Jr., enough that every table and booth was filled, with a sizable crowd standing in front of the stage. Fromanhole picked the right time to bring it — they never sounded better, despite the fact that bassist/vocalist Doug Kiser sliced off a good chuck of his pointer finger on his left hand earlier in the day. This is the second time I’ve seen Doug play injured (the other was an O’Leaver’s show where he again had injured one of his fingers). Maybe he should mutilate himself more often if it’s going to result in this kind of bad-ass performance.

The evening’s pleasant surprise (for me, anyway) was The Life and Times, a KC band fronted by Shiner’s Allen Epley. Prior to the show I had heard nary a note of the LNT’s music, though right before they went on one of the local music scholars said, “You’re gonna love ’em. They’re heavily influenced by Swervedriver.” Did they sound like Swervedriver? I don’t know since I’ve never really followed Swervedriver. What we got was a gnashing set of trippy, melodic noise-core that reminded me of My Bloody Valentine — just grinding, heavy rock that had moments of soaring beauty. Epley’s voice is unique in a Cobain sort of way (though he sounds nothing like Cobain), one of those voices that makes you nod your head and think, “This guy is good.” For a trio, LNT had an enormous, dense sound. With some luck, they could be the next big thing. They should be.

Little Brazil unveiled a bunch of new material during their headlining set. I initially thought, “These guys really sound poppy these days,” but then I listened to Tighten the Noose again over the weekend and rethought it. Drummer Oliver Morgan said after the set, “More poppy? We though we sounded more punky.” I don’t think I’d use the term “punk” to describe their sound, however. To me, the new stuff is more melody-focused, with fewer tangents getting in the way. Landon Hedges’ voice is amazing, just an amazing range. He’s the Freddy Mercury of indie rock. I don’t know how he’s going to pull off those high notes after a few days on the road. Lots of warming up? Hot toddies? I thought Tighten the Noose was going to be the one to push them to that next level of national indie exposure. But it wasn’t to be. If their next album captures the sound I heard Friday night — and they tour as hard as they have in the past — there’s no reason for them not to emerge at the top of the CMJ charts.

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Well, in last Saturday’s edition, the Omaha World-Herald replied to my column from a couple weeks ago where I took them to task for taking The Good Life to task for voicing their support for the Democratic party (read my column here). My point was that the OWH should be encouraging freedom of speech and the First Amendment, not dreaming up ways (including financial penalties) to keep people from voicing a viewpoint that differs from theirs. In their 87-word response that appeared under the “Furthermore…” section of the Editorials page, the OWH said it “understood and contemplated the band’s right to say what it wanted. That is free speech.” It then went on to say that “critics” misunderstood the difference between free speech and speech free of consequences. “…The city and this newspaper have a right to criticize crudeness and contemplate incentives for better behavior.” Incentives? I always thought incentives were benefits beyond basic compensation (a bonus, for example). In the OWH‘s eyes, compensation for work performed isn’t part of an agreement or contract, it’s an incentive. Odd way of doing business. Ah well, I have no interest in getting in a pissing war with the OWH. It’s surprising that they even read the column in the first place. As is their policy, they didn’t reference the source of the criticism (The Reader) or name the band involved. At least they didn’t refer to me as a “local blogger ” this time.

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New Jersey punkers The Ergs play at O’Leaver’s tonight with Hunchback and No Action. $5, 9:30 p.m. Over at The Waiting Room it’s The A.K.A.’s with The Frantic. $8, 9 p.m. While over at Slowdown Jr. it’s Wild Sweet Orchard with Skypiper and It’s True. $8, 9 p.m.

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Lazy-i

Fromanhole tonight…

Category: Blog — @ 5:49 pm August 1, 2008

The boys from Fromanhole scored the triple crown of publicity for their CD release show tonight at Slowdown Jr.: They got a Niz feature in the OWH‘s Go! section (here), a “meet-the-band” interview conducted by former intern Brendan Walsh in the Omaha City Weekly (here) and, of course, a profile by yours truly in The Reader and Lazy-i.com (here). What more could they do to get people to come to this show? And then, in the end, Fromanhole isn’t headlining — in fact, they’re not even playing third. Doug, Daryl and Roach will be playing second, which means they’ll be on stage at around 10 p.m. So get down to Slowdown early and see the results of this media frenzy. Also on the bill are Nueva Vulcano (playing first), The Life and Times (Allen Epley of Shiner) and headliner Little Brazil. $7, 9 p.m.

What else is going on this weekend? You tell me on the webboard

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Lazy-i